This Is a Test.

Of Your Browser

And of Your Computer.

 

Warning:

If you use

Firefox, Opera,

Netscape or Brand X,

the odds of you surviving

this test might not be very good.

Several people with Firefox

have passed this test

with ease.

One person triumphed

with Netscape.

Just one.

Internet Explorer

usually passes this test.

Safari usually passes,

but it gets low-quality marks

because it distorts several graphics.

 

Opera passes with ease.  You can customize Opera to show you whatever you please.  If pages here look weird to you, that is because of your choices,  which I cannot predict, so I don't give hoot.  Get the picture?

 

 

 

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Get Stoned to the Bone On Our

1960's Head Trip

With Music

 

Welcome

Maximum time for this page to load = 100 seconds.

 

 

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid

Test for Computers

Is Your Computer Worth a Hoot?

Do you dare to find out?

 

This Groovy Gallery is a thrill ride, a real-life psychedelic adventure of uncertain outcome.

And to the best of our knowledge, animated backgrounds CANNOT make any viewing screen explode ... well, maybe if you use Netscape 3.0 or something like that.

Win or lose, live or die, this is YOUR Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, an evaluation of YOUR computer's ability to process rich graphic content for web.

To exit from this gallery (at any time) -- especially if you feel the need to regain your sanity after the acid kicks in -- simply click BACK on your browser.

Have a sip of our groovy free Kool-Aid.

Settle back.  Enjoy the ride.

Your trip is just beginning.

 

 
     

 

 

 

 

The

Groovy

Gallery Of

Mind-Blowing

Colors

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Warning

Visitors to this gallery report

unexpected side effects, including:

Out-of-body spiritual journey across the universe.

Incurable grin.  Irreversible enlightenment.

Irresistible urge to become a monk.

If you experience side effects,

smoke a big fatty and shine.

 

 

 

Google Conspiracy

Is Google a secret weapon

controlled by the military?

Of course it is!

Are you stoned on weed?

Join Our Protest March

 

 

 

Time To Groove

Get High.  Get Naked.  Get Free.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Groovy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Groovy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Psychedelic Brain Police Alert

Some brand-name browsers are terrible for viewing animations.

If you are viewing this gallery with Netscape or Firefox,

then show good sense and chicken out while you can.

It's not your fault.

Fool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

To Safari Users:

Your browser makes the graphic below look blurred.

But what you see is not our graphic.  Your browser shows you low-quality imitation graphics to make Safari seem fast.  (Sorry about that.)

You can't  even see OUR graphic -- Safari won't allow it.

Any blur you see here is created by your browser.  There are exactly zero blurs in our animations.

If this animation is moving slowly,

then you need a new computer

or you need a better browser.

 

 

Lord Have Mercy

Run Away, Run Away

 

 

 

 

 

Is Your Browser

A Dog?

Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog            Dog

 

 

Admit defeat

and bail out now.

The acid trip has just begun.

 

 

 

 

Is Your Computer

Obsolete?

 

 

 

Chicken Out Now

Only God Knows What Lies Ahead

Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe

 

 

Electric Kool-Aid Acid

kicks in heavy at this point.

Groovy

 

 

G r o o v y

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    

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To Preserve Your Sanity

Look Away

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

Groovy

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Groovy  

 

 

 

 

Granny Howard's Hiccup Remedy

Medicinal Moonshine.   Heal Thyself.

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

Groovy

 
 
 

Groovy
 

 

 

 

 

 

Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning        Warning

Crazy

Is Coming Up Next

 

 

 

Coming Up

The Purple-Osley Acid Test

It's a Mozilla-Netscape Killer.

For Sure.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rest in Peace

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Farewell

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And God Bless

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are You Having a Bummer?

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Is your computer bogging?

Maybe your browser itself is stabbing you in the back.

Netscape and Mozilla Firefox are inferior browsers for viewing animations.

Both have documented "bugs" for viewing GIF graphics.

Internet Explorer has no problem with this page.

 

 

Nobody forced you to visit this page.

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Stand Back

Now

Just in case your viewing screen explodes.

Did Your Computer Explode?

Netscape and Firefox choke to death on the animation above.

But Internet Explorer has a picnic with this page.

 

Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert        Bad-Browser Alert

Groovy

 

 

Right Now

Groovy

 

 

 

Groovy

Any Time (Alive) is Groovy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Still Groovin'

 

 

 

 

 

Congratulations,

You

Win

Your Trophy