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With Music

 

Welcome

Here you go, my friend.

Drink some groovy Kool-Aid.

Settle back.  Enjoy the ride.

Your trip is just beginning.

 

 

The Electric Kool-Aid

Acid Test

For Computers

Is Your Computer Worth a Hoot?

Do You Dare to Find Out?

 

This Groovy Gallery is a thrill ride, a real-life psychedelic adventure of uncertain outcome.

Win or lose, live or die, this is YOUR Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, an evaluation of YOUR computer's ability to process rich graphic content for web.

 

 

 

 

     

 

 

 

 

The

Groovy

Gallery Of

Mind-Blowing

Colors

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Warning

Visitors to this gallery report

unexpected side effects, including:

Out-of-body spiritual journey across the universe.

Incurable grin.  Irreversible enlightenment.

Irresistible urge to become a monk.

If you experience side effects,

smoke a big fatty and shine.

 

 

 

Google Conspiracy

Is Google a secret weapon

controlled by the military?

Of course it is!

Are you stoned on weed?

Join Our Protest March

 

 

 

 

Best Enjoyment

Try Full-Screen View

Time To Groove

Get High.  Get Naked.  Get Free.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Groovy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Groovy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Groovy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Groovy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Groovy

 

 

 

 

Groovy

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Groovy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Groovy

 

 

Meltdown                                                                  I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                              Malfunction                                 Screen of Death                                 Overload                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Bogging Down                                 Clunky Computer                                 Browser Crash                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Warning                                 Warning                                 Overload                                 Warning                                 Crash and Burn                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                  Meltdown                                                                  I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                              Malfunction                                 Screen of Death                                 Overload                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Bogging Down                                 Clunky Computer                                 Browser Crash                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Warning                                 Warning                                 Overload                                 Warning                                 Crash and Burn                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                             Meltdown                                                                  I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                              Malfunction                                 Screen of Death                                 Overload                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Bogging Down                                 Clunky Computer                                 Browser Crash                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Warning                                 Warning                                 Overload                                 Warning                                 Crash and Burn                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill

Can Your Clunky Computer

Survive

This Cruel Abuse?

 

Meltdown                                                                  I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                              Malfunction                                 Screen of Death                                 Overload                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Bogging Down                                 Clunky Computer                                 Browser Crash                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Warning                                 Warning                                 Overload                                 Warning                                 Crash and Burn                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                  Meltdown                                                                  I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                              Malfunction                                 Screen of Death                                 Overload                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Bogging Down                                 Clunky Computer                                 Browser Crash                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Warning                                 Warning                                 Overload                                 Warning                                 Crash and Burn                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                             Meltdown                                                                  I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                              Malfunction                                 Screen of Death                                 Overload                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Bogging Down                                 Clunky Computer                                 Browser Crash                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill                                 Warning                                 Warning                                 Overload                                 Warning                                 Crash and Burn                                 I Should Have Taken the Blue Pill

 

Maybe You Should

Run Away

Now

It's not your fault.

God knows what perils lie ahead.

Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe          Out-of-Body Spiritual Journey Across the Universe

 

 

Stoned

To the Bone

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid

kicks in heavy at this point.

 

G r o o v y

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    

  Groovy  

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Preserve Your Sanity

Look Away

 

 

 

 

 

No Guts, No Glory

 
 

Groovy

 

 

 

Warriors

Never Quit

 

 

Four Animations

Remaining

 

  Groovy  

 

 

Groovy

Never Surrender

Three Animations

Remaining

  

 

 

You Are Doing

Great

You're Almost Home.

 

Victory or Death

Two Animations

Remaining

 
 
 

Groovy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just

One Animation

Remaining

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is Your Computer

Worth a Hoot?

Here Comes Your Chance

To Find Out.

 

 

--  next  --

 

Our Purple Osley

Acid Test

A Quality Assessment of Your Browser

 

 

 

 

 

One Hell of an Animation

 

 

 

 

 

Ancient Battle Cry:

It's a

Good Day

To Die.

            

 

 

 

 

-----     Our Final Animation Has A Name    -----

Gorilla

That Ate Brooklyn

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Holy Smokes

That badass gorilla ate Brooklyn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

-----    Run Away Now    -----

Save your skin, as always.

No need for shame.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rest in Peace

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Farewell

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And God Bless

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stand Back

Now

Just in case your viewing screen explodes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please Wear

Proper Eye Protection

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your Safety Matters

But we are not responsible.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You Have Guts

Like a Warrior

Who Died

A Hero.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Judgment Day

Purple-Osley Acid Test

 

 

Is Your Computer Exploding?

 

 

 

---------     Truth Be Told      ---------

The animation really looks bad, so that's not your problem.

The gorilla above looks best when you stand ten feet away from your monitor.

All browsers have difficulty in reading the DAMAGED animation above.

We used 10 browsers to view the damaged animation.

One browser crashed.

Netscape.

R.I.P.

 

 

Right Now

Groovy

 

 

 

Groovy

Any Time (Alive) is Groovy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Still Groovin'

 

 

 

 

 

Congratulations,

You

Win

Your Trophy

Champion

You Kicked Butt

 

 

Courageous  Warrior

I salute you for your courage.

Most of all, however, I salute thousands of people who visited this Groovy Gallery and died here like heroes --  thousands of people who refused to surrender and refused to run away before their computers exploded.

My Granny visits this gallery three or four times a day -- with a computer that was built in the Stone Age (three or four years ago).

Granny uses Microsoft Internet Explorer, of course.

She wasn't born yesterday.

 

Download

Every Animation

On This Page

FREE, ZIPPED

  Click Here 

 

 

Peace

 

 

 

Midi music courtesy of
http://h.escourolle.free.fr/htm/aboutt_e.htm
 

 

Roll Another One

And Get Out of Here

 

Contact

 

 

Thanks for Your Visit